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Toilet bomb

n. An obscenely large turd left in a toilet of another which will ultimately require the owner to unclog his or her own toilet of the said fecal clogging.

v. To clog another's toilet in this manner.
The main consequence of eating more fiber was her increased tendency to toilet bomb the office's sole women's bathroom stall, much to the dismay of her officemates.
by MadcityREM April 22, 2006
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toilet slave

A sex slave in which the master defecates into their mouth.
Girl: I told you we could never be together. We come from two different worlds.

Guy: You'll have to find a new toilet slave then. I'm out.
by Mischief Maker February 26, 2005
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Holy Toledo

Most likely first used in the early 1900s, either refers to a sarcastic remark about Toledo, Ohio or originated from a realistic remark of the Holy city of Toledo, Spain. It is now used as a phrase, by Americans, if something is unbelievable, disturbing, or blows their mind. See blow your mind
Woman- Did you read in the newspaper that a grandpa got run over by his own car by a homeless bum he paid to fix it, and then the bum took off with it?

Man- Holy Toledo?! That's like "Grandma Got Ran Over By a Reindeer" only a hundred times worse!
by DeJo August 28, 2005
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Skibidi Toilet

A phrase created by DaFuq!Boom on YouTube, which is a series of camera men-like creatures and toilets with the heads of characters from the game Gary's Mod. Skibidi Toilet is mostly aimed at children, but it is so frustrating and annoying that it has made grown adults and teenagers alike lose they're balls and brains due to it's annoyance; this is due to the amount of "shitty" YouTube Shorts containing this horrifically annoying trend, used by YouTubers such as LankyBox, Corey Tonge and much more.

An Example is shown Below
Child : Hi, how are you?

Adult/Teenager: Good. How about yo-

Child: I like Skibidi Toilet!
by jisd_on August 30, 2023
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toilet slave

a bdsm term where the Master or Mistress uses their slave as a toilet - either pissing or defecating, although pissing is more common - and generally the aim (bad choice of word) is to catch it all in the mouth with no spillage. a good toilet slave is generally a matter of pride for both concerned.
Master 1: what do you think of my new sub? she's just training to be my toilet slave.
Master 2: she's a keeper then. can i give her a go?
by cowgrrl April 8, 2007
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Toilet Cappucino

to empty one's bowels then masturbate upon the awaiting faeces
I just did a great Toilet Cappucino,I sprayed the bowl, dropped a log the size of a baby's arm then spanked my monkey all over it.

It looked like a Starbucks HockMoccaWankachino. Creamy
by Becks69 January 6, 2008
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toilet water

Melissa's prefered drink.
Dude. Did you see melissa down that toilet water last night?
by TKH March 25, 2008
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