Tots

An STD spread around Mankato by fake blondes who are actually gingers.

Symptoms include:

- Fire crotch
- Aggressive drunk
- Jergens fingers (fake tan)
- Rancid farts
- Poor decisions in men

Oh my gosh that girl has Cheeto colored fingers and is talking to a convict. She definitely has Tots.

by Bishdungeon227 May 21, 2021

Torts

Shorts so tight the wearers penis looks like a turtle head.

Can you change those torts, everyone can see your turtle dick.

by eagleeyeshane777 June 30, 2021

tootsie pop

a joking slur to describe a gay person

"shut up tootsie pop"

by meek-hai-ell July 13, 2021

toots magoots

See ya later

"I am going to the store, says Sally." "Ok, toots magoots, says Dave."

by tafunn August 6, 2021

Totspur

We still don't know What's That

TOTSPUR what's that

by NotASpurFan November 11, 2021

Toots

A name given to a person who is heavily disabled

person1: toots is a proper melon
person2: yes mush gang charva

by ANTI_999 September 21, 2021

Tootsie roll

When you fuck the shit out of your dogs ass

Damn bro my dogs tootsie roll is crazy

by Bartholamule December 2, 2021