snapholm syndrome

when you’ve been snapping someone you’re not attracted to for so long they start growing on you

I think I’m developing snapholm syndrome. I didn’t think he was cute at first but he’s looking better by the day!

by donkeykongsarmpit March 15, 2023

Paramorettes Syndrome

a severe illogical, seldomly involuntary, vocalization disorder caused by the auditory sensation of any female-fronted rock band that individuals tend to believe sound like, mimic, or attempt to recreate, and/or reproduce, music in a similar fashion to Paramore; causing the individual to articulately hypothesize, without a carefully considered rational thought, that each band is plagiarizing Paramore.

Did you just say that band sounds like Paramore? I'm getting you checked for Paramorettes Syndrome.

Save your Paramorettes, for someone else because I love my female-fronted bands.

by Panda Cakes December 16, 2010

Airbud syndrome

When your dog gets super athletic and has to be put down

My dog suffered from Airbud syndrome and he has to be put down. Good a baseball though

by Sniper1736 January 9, 2017

The J Syndrome

A fun and new way to say someone has small dick energy. Don’t tell anyone that has a name that starts with “J” and let them be confused.

“Oh, he just has The J Syndrome, you can’t blame him.”

by Chips Mischief October 15, 2020

Snyder Syndrome

When a Zack Snyder fan in the internet contrast between Zack Snyder movie and a normal movie, loathing every superhero movies except if it's from Snyder himself or the DCEU, uses a screenshot from the Snyder cut justice league movie or Zack Snyder as a profile, Snyder on bio, username, profile and cover photo, makes a 'valid' reason why snyder is better than every director ever and bullies someone who mentions joss whedon or Marvel

"Resident Evil: The Final Chapter is just a blatant rip-off of 2004 Dawn of the dead"
The person is obviously suffering the "Snyder Syndrome"

by Guywithusername123 February 25, 2021

Celeron Syndrome

The insanity one is driven to when they use a slow device. e.g. one with an Intel Celeron Processor

My god, Jeremy's PC gives me Celeron Syndrome

by LlamaFluff November 29, 2015

Rocket Syndrome

Let action B have some generally accepted prerequisite state A. That is, someone must be in state A before performing action B. We say that one has rocket syndrome if that individual attempts to pursue action B before achieving state A.

I recently attributed my attempts at the challenge exercises in the text "Professor Evil's Advanced Super Hard Calculus For Definitive Non-Beginners" to rocket syndrome.

by CanadaAle12,coldandhard June 14, 2014