Thesecret

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Thesecret nobody knows about changing psychic future shit is the visions are fake news if you do something about it. All it takes is a little hop, skip or jump to get shit right. If its not working do something different.

by The little friend November 25, 2025

Thesaurus maxing

Thesaurus maxing refers to the action of employing the use of overly verbose vocabulary: usually within the context of an exam essay, in an effort to make oneself appear more intelligent. Though usually practiced during exams, thesaurusmaxing is sometimes also used in common parlance, usually by those who lack sufficient confidence in their own intelligence and hence need it to be validated by other people.

Pretentious knobhead: Thus, it would be rendered possible for us to make use of the auspicious portents of the IKEA furniture range to more effectively and tastefully perform the act of decoration of our residence.

Other Person: Ugh, stop Thesaurus maxing and talk normally.

by firemelon2 December 20, 2025

non-thesaurusical

When chris is trying to act random, but everyone knows he's totally planned.

"Chris is being like so non-thesaurusical right now, i think i could wet myself because it's so funny

by Ash December 15, 2004

got these bitches whipped

To have someone or people under your control, as if they are cleaning for you because you told them to. The person or people will do what you say without question.

“Look at her, she’s got these bitches whipped.”

by Gettingemwhipped October 2, 2017

erase these thots

The act of summoning a superhuman being to erase a certain number of prostitutes.

Random guy: 🅱eter, I summon you. Erase these thots.
🅱eter: *Tzzzz*
*Thots erased and teleported to one dark real*

by CaptainLAZ November 23, 2017

Kids these days

Kids are hard to understand. They act waaaaaaaay mature for their age. Often says stuff they're not supposed to say like daddy! or fmh (fuck me hard)! and cuss words? don't even get moi started..

whats wrong with kids these days everything!

by whatsmyname?idk April 13, 2018

95 Theses Of Science

A document written by a few 7th graders in an attempt to diss a teacher but end up getting 2 hour detentions even though half of them literally did nothing.

The students started writing out the 95 Theses of Science in 5th period health class and finished it when they got home.

by Powerlated October 11, 2018