Dick Jacket

condom

Wanna fuck with my dick jacket on?

by Yankeedoodle88 April 19, 2018

Mariachi Jacket

Formal attire popularized Joe Kelly following his well-documented trip to the white house. Although traditionally coming from Mariachi bands, it is only worn in the most formal situations.

"I need to break out my Mariachi Jacket for the white house"

by Pukebucket0504 July 6, 2021

jacket hanger

When you're skateboarding and you fall off your board and crush your nuts. Defined by Brandon Lamberty

"Dude, did you see that guy jacket hanger? "

by Bradstar777 December 2, 2013

Timmy Two Jacket

When a girl is so filthy you have to put on two condoms.

I heard Nick banged Abby last night.

Yeah she was so filthy he gave her the Timmy two jacket treatment.

by Dtwnpwrbttm September 30, 2018

Bmore straight jacket

Bmore born to permanently end up in a rubber padded cell. The Asylum is waiting. You know your crazy and so do they. The Pratt awaits.

That asshole is a looney tune. He's a fucking Bmore straight jacket.

by Rubber padded cell February 3, 2022

Johnson Jacket

A condom

“ hey before we fuck in the asshole lemme use a Johnson jacket

by Lil circumcised November 24, 2019

Shaft Jacket

1. A jacket and or coat that gives one the appearance of Shaft.

2: An idiom for the word Condom

1. Did you see that nigga's coat? It was a real shaft jacket.

2. Hey baby, we can have sex as long as you brought a shaft jacket.

by L-pain420 December 31, 2011