Smurf nuts

When you sit to snap one off and the blue water in the portolet splashes up and colors your sack blue

Dan was taking a shit , and the impact below sent a cold spash of blue water onto his sack, turning his balls blue like Smurf nuts

by metalmaster100 March 30, 2017

ghetto smurf

a smurf born in a ghetto

you ghetto smurf!

by Auttumn March 15, 2021

crusty smurf

a fat bitch who eats a lot of food and builds crust around their mouth

Stop eating the pizza like that you crusty smurf!

by Hot Egyptian December 14, 2010

Smurf butter

A smurf melted on bread

I ate smurf butter

by Wyatts mom February 28, 2020

Smurf off

Is when the person who started the smurf off, usually a Squeeb, throws a little blue man at you and runs away laughing an evil laugh.

"Ahhh.. Smurf off.. Mandy" .. Runs away " muahha hahaha"

by Lexaaaasss June 15, 2018

Devil Smurf

A mischievous blue sprite that should not be crossed. Gain the trust of this man and your world will forever be altered. Cross him and your universe will crumble in your very hands. Beware of his charms…they will lure you to his dark side with lusty desires. Once you’ve been subjected to his enchantments, it is useless to resist.

Devil Smurf fills you with strange appetites.

by Icee Baby May 26, 2009

Ass Smurf

How you pronounce ASMR as if it was a word

Gosh these Autonomous sensory meridian response sounds are great but I don't want to say all that nerd talk so I'll just enjoy this nice relaxing Ass Smurf until I fall ass leap.

by Putitonaritz April 7, 2019