Bacon Lady

A large lady, who eats nothing but bacon all the time. She is fat and greasy and smells really bad.

My girlfriend turned into a bacon lady" "Sucked in, is her name Madi?

by dannyboy11771177 October 21, 2010

Lady Chapel

A lady chapel is simply the vagina. A sacred place to be looked after!

Please take care when dancing so you do not damage your lady chapel

by SBEA83 November 24, 2018

dude-lady

A biological woman whose physique, dress, and grooming are thoroughly masculine.

bull dyke Diesel dyke butch

"She may be a lipstick lesbian, but her companion, the plumber, is a total dude-lady."

by Trog2FdUp2C1 April 20, 2016

chinkachinka lady

A lady who likes a lot of bling and won't put out unless he's loaded.

Yeah, that chick likes the bling, she's a chinkachinka lady, if you wanna get married you gotta give a marry ring.

by A word my kids made up March 16, 2014

lady baster

Slang for penis.

He glazed her with his lady baster.

by Doubleplus May 17, 2010

lady-friend

Essentially synonymous with girlfriend. Used because its not age specific, sounds slightly classier.

"So, how's your ladyfriend been doing, Frank?"
"Oh, Sarah is fine."

by Peter Smith September 20, 2004

Lady Liberty

The Miss Liberty is a sexual act commonly practiced by a teenage female and 70 year old male. The young female will wear a green table cloth around her body, and a razor bladed crown. The young female will be holding the Urban Dictionary in one hand and a 12inch black dildo on fire up high in the other. The 70 year old male will sit under the female and shove various torpedo swim toys up the females ladyhood and up her rectum forcefully. The act will continue for 4 hours and end with the 70 year old male being switched out with another 70 year old male. The female must remain standing the entire time.

Person 1: “Yo, me and Donald just did the Lady Liberty with Sharon last night”
Person 2: “That’s disgusting man, I’m calling the police”

by Many_Small_Children May 28, 2019