A game where a group of men (at least 2) stand in a circle around a cookie placed on the floor in the middle. They then have a race to see who can cum on the cookie the fastest. The last person to ejaculate on the cookie must eat it. Works best when participants are drunk and hungry.
Yo, dude, we played soggy cookie last night and I won! I feel bad for Jimmy, though. He lost. I think he's in therapy right now.
by bloodbath428 May 5, 2006
Get the Soggy Cookiemug. A sexual act reminiscent of the Carvel Ice Cream Cake character in which a man places his balls over a female's closed eyes and lays his dick down her nose-thus portraying the Cookie-Puss.
by johannajojojo November 21, 2010
Get the Cookie Pussmug. by fagforespressocookie October 17, 2021
Get the Vampire Cookiemug. Mike: Dude, I tried calling u like 5 times last night, what the hell were u doing?
Tom: Awe man I was up all night smashing cookies with that stripper I met the other day, sorry!
Tom: Awe man I was up all night smashing cookies with that stripper I met the other day, sorry!
by mister delicious September 28, 2009
Get the smashing cookiesmug. by Raspberry😼 December 29, 2021
Get the Raspberry cookiemug. Cape Cookie is a term for astronaut groupies in the 1960s that often found their way in the the beds of said astronauts.
Gordo: Hey Al, what happened with you and that Cape Cookie that you took back to your room last night?
Al: I showed her how to land my rocket.
Al: I showed her how to land my rocket.
by Kyler999 November 4, 2019
Get the cape cookiemug. When you finna shove that cookie up yo ass
After i throw another nerf shit at it then I’ll make some scrotum cookies
After i throw another nerf shit at it then I’ll make some scrotum cookies
by ScrotumCookie September 18, 2019
Get the Scrotum Cookiesmug.