Britneyed

A sexual act, in which you shave your respective partners head then ejaculate and rub it into the scalp. Meanwhile saying "Its Britney Bitch".

I picked this chick up off tinder, and she got Britneyed by me. She had no idea what she agreed too.

by Britneyed June 15, 2017

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Britney Syndrome

A condition that makes people shave their heads under stress.

Named after Britney Spears' iconic meltdown in February 2007

These exams are really making my Britney Syndrome flare up. This is the 2nd time I've shaved my head this week.

by mnk2480 December 15, 2019

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Making drastic esthetical changes to your appearance after a traumatic and/or painful event

"what did Fabio do?"

"His girlfriend left him so he got a giant tattoo of a dragon on his back"

"He sure is having a Britney Spears"
"Yeah"

by Petomarzo November 06, 2020

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britney#4976 is a rule 34 artist and fan fic maker, she is also better than everyone, and better at everything.

"hey britney#4976, free art?"
britney#4976: die

by britney#4976 September 17, 2022

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Ocean: wait guys im eating straw britneys
Ocean: HOLY SHIT I MEANT strawberries

by meme4567e36 October 27, 2017

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Being extremely busy to the point of ignoring friends or family.

Hey man! Has Interachel texted you?

Nah she’s Britney Busy right now.

Damn. There goes good ol Britney…

by Ballsjeet July 21, 2022

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by Maja Otto - 😎 January 19, 2020

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