if boogers were Benjamins, my nose would be a bank

A ridiculous way of saying your nose is stopped up.

Larry: "Kenny, gimme that bandana!"
Kenny: "That's my favorite! No way!"
Larry: "Man, I really need it. I'm so stopped up that If boogers were Benjamins, my nose would be a bank!"
Kenny: " I prefer Credit Unions..."

by von groovy January 18, 2019

knee-boogers

1. knee scabs, especially ones which are beginning to hang loose

1. That guy's shorts are showing off some serious hairy knee-boogers

by nomadhacker November 5, 2019

Pussy Booger

A vaginal discharge or secretion form ones pussy resulting in a booger like substance.

Hunter Moore loves a good pussy booger.

by StaleBread June 8, 2018

Booger Car

A lime green car

1: “Look! It’s a booger car!”
2: “Why do people buy those?”

by jakeyounglol July 21, 2021

booger salt

Coke.

Booger salt is coke.

by john stromboli September 7, 2020

booger money

Extra money collected and kept in a safe place that's there to "pick" whenever it's needed.

I always keep a stack of booger money in my underwear drawer.

by benny and the jets April 19, 2017

Booger Bump

The morning after doing cocaine and breathing in through your nose dumps the cocaine laced snot down your throat getting you high again.

No coffee, I just had my booger bump but thanks for offering!

by Ex Nihilo 333 February 26, 2022