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deck the balls

1) To festoon one's testicles with colored lights, evergreen garlands, and tiny Christmas ornaments

2) To punch Santa Claus in the nuts for shortchanging you last Christmas
1) I wanted to make my girlfriend feel merry in the bedroom this Christmas so I decided to deck the balls.

2) In spite of being a good boy, Santa gave me nothing but a pack of underwear last Christmas, so this year I'm gonna wait in ambush in front of the fireplace so that I can deck the balls.
by chadsuperhero December 9, 2013
mugGet the deck the ballsmug.

ball of aggro

Someone who supresses their anger and finds it difficult not to vent their anger on others
Alison is such a ball of Aggro. She comes in giving it the large like she owns the fuckin' gaff. Someone should pimp slap her then see what she's got.
by Benny Eyes from the Bronx August 7, 2003
mugGet the ball of aggromug.

Prickle Balls

When you don't shave your scrotum for a couple days and it becomes prickly stabbing your genital area like a knife, making you want to cut your balls off, and cry endlessly in a dark corner. It pretty much feels like a small cactus in your pants.
Damn bro, my fuckin prickle balls fuckin hurts.
by Vanneste:P July 12, 2015
mugGet the Prickle Ballsmug.

balls and sticks

The name given to a game of pool or billiards at a gay bar.
Here at the rainbow club we play balls and sticks, it's kind of like pool but we play by different rules.
by Truefactor March 14, 2019
mugGet the balls and sticksmug.

team ball

when two people play really good basketball together when they are on the same team
brian and scott play really good team ball
by George Kangaroo January 15, 2006
mugGet the team ballmug.

Cheek balls

"Halle Berry has really big cheek balls"
by dirtskillet September 6, 2012
mugGet the Cheek ballsmug.

cactus balls

The effect of not having shaved your usually clean shaven testicles for enough time that they grow short unwanted stubs.
Man, I have cactus balls, and it itches like hell.
by DirtyMexcian October 1, 2010
mugGet the cactus ballsmug.

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