When a woman has taken a fresh poop without wiping, and you proceed to put your dick in and out of her ass in a swift motion (like a turtle)
*thoughts from steven* "I wish Catherine would hurry up and get out of the bathroom so I can give her this Tennessee turtle....but what if she wipes? Ha, she better not wipe"
by Dicks in our hands May 14, 2015
Get the tennessee turtlemug. A blowjob, typically performed incestuously, where the giver shreds up the receiver's dick due to their mishapen teeth.
I was with my sister at the swimming hole on Saturday and hooooowee she gave me the hottest Tennessee Shredder!
by A Victim Of Saber March 22, 2021
Get the Tennessee Shreddermug. When you have been working in the Tennessee sun for 3 or more days without a shower. Have a girl give you a BJ and scrape her teeth/braces across your penis while running her fingers along the crease between your leg and balls collecting the mix of dry dick skin and the putrid nut cheese and using it to flavor her BJ for you. A "plus" if the resulting teeth scraping results in blood being drawn to heighten the meat and cheese flavor.
"After working in the field all week, Sarah was so horny when I got home, I didn't even have time to shower and I gave her a Tennessee charcuterie board."
by Falco21 February 15, 2025
Get the Tennessee charcuterie boardmug. by 🧠🧠🧠 October 17, 2020
Get the Tennessee huskymug. by Wallis231 October 13, 2021
Get the Tennessee haircutmug. Sitting on your hand until it's numb and then proceeding to using the other one to jerk off with the numb hand.
Jessie said she was too tired last night so I gave myself a Tennessee handshake, it's pretty much the same thing.
by Kinney Olaso August 18, 2024
Get the Tennessee Handshakemug. by SwissCheese86 February 13, 2022
Get the Tennessee Scramblingmug.