Standing, hovering spread-eagle

When you enter a public ladies' washroom so nasty (urine on the floor immediately in front of the toilet, and you don't know what's crawling on the toilet seat) that you have to stand with your feet shoulder-width or farther apart (avoiding the urine puddle), drop your breeches and skivvies (pants/underwear), and hover-squat over the throne to pee. Woman readers will understand what I'm talking about.

I needed to pee, so I went into the public washroom. No word of a lie, someone forgot to flush the toilet in the first stall I came to. Someone peed on the floor in front of the toilet in the second stall I went into, so I had to do a standing, hovering spread-eagle to pee, so I didn't have to step in the urine. Uggghhh!!!

by chrisssy226 October 24, 2019

Sending it

An expression used in mountainbiking, meaning to give a trail or jump your all, or performing really well

'Damn Steve is going hard on that jump."
"Yeah he's sending it!"

by PatheticCat November 13, 2019

Streaking

The act of using one's friend's account to chat with a boy in order to protect your identity.

Hey, can I use your phone for streaking John?

by Lovebite567 December 23, 2019

Spendingsky

A god that had came down from the heavens you mortals wouldn't understand the power he holds and did I mention has a bigger penis size than most people. most used to flex on someone

Bro Im am Spendingsky or your Spendingsky

by Lampisgod February 2, 2020

Spreading

When you spread your shit to form a solid layer. Remember to cover your ass when you take a shower to build those layers! Or just don't shower at all.

Guy 1: Damn man, I forgot to cover my ass and my spread melted from the shower.
Guy 2: Why the fuck would you shower in the first place if you're spreading?
Guy 1: idk

by Benoodle5 April 6, 2020

streaming cowgirl

The preferred sexual position for females of most sex scenes on streaming services such as Netflix.

You know Sally is really starting to like Shawn. That's two love scenes in a row where she was doing streaming cowgirl.

by Steven W. E. July 8, 2020

Spreeding

(No offense to policy debaters)

Spreading- which is speaking over 250 wpm while debating- but used to be funny and as a slight reference to the I am speed meme.

I. E. of spreeding: ahem...

Person 1: I AM SPREED!
Person 2: No it's "I am speed!"
Person 1: Ugh dumb untrendy person

by nemnemnomnomnyamnyom September 14, 2020