stalking

To consistently, persistently, and usually annoyingly follow someone around when you shouldn't be. Usually a result of
a) having too much time on your hands
b) having an unhealthy obsession/fascination with whatever you're stalking

Or what a lion does to its unsuspecting dinner when it's not sleeping in the mighty jungle.

1) Guy #1: Jim, it's like Amy's mission in life is to be the world's best stalker. She's always stalking people.
Guy #2: First off, my name is Craig. Secondly, I don't care. And finally, for the 73rd time, I DO NOT KNOW YOU!

2) In the jungle, the mighty jungle, the lion stalks his prey
Unsuspecting, they converse dumbly 'bout what they did today

Jim: Boy, I love not being eaten viciously by whoever rules this amazing place, don't you Todd?
*they are then gruesomely devoured*

by billygoatofdoom(again) July 7, 2011

Stalker

when you're looking through you're pictures on a camera, (s)he's the person watching you from behind.

wow.... i don't remember him being in the picture! stalker....

by so true its not even funny. May 28, 2010

Stalker

Anyone who has an intense interest in another person. Could encompass a wide variety of people; ranging from the innocent and idealistic to the homocidal, but in our cynical society such people are generally thought of as dangerous, especially if they are socially inept.

See instead hopeless romantic.

The stalker did not think of himself as such until she told him to fuck off.

by Killing Kittens March 30, 2005

stalkbot

This is a reply to suggest the person receiving the reply is doing something in a stalk-ish fashion. It began on the :Internet: but has since made its way into :RL: conversation.

wtfpwnt54321: HAY CAN GIVE ME SOME GOLD LOL?
silentown22: fuc|< y00, cun7
wtfpwnt54321: OMG I R FOLLOWS YOU UNTIL YOU R TEH GIVES ME GOLD.
silentown22: g3t t3h f00k 4way f|20m m3 1 4m ch4rg1ng my :mana:, :n00b:.
wtfpwnt54321: :PLOX: GIVE ME TEH GOLDZ I R SO TEH POORZ.
silentown22: j3suz, STALKBOT!
aL^pLexxy: Wow, you guys are :faggots:. Quit playing :WoW: and try :counter-strike: or something along those lines.

by JJ the Chap Taper Legend April 20, 2008

deep stalker

a weak lizard-like creature found in the deeps and the tower of magi(only during the magi origin story) in the game Dragon age: origins.

my character killed the deep stalker.

by UnholyxHunter March 2, 2010

Stalker

stalker: selective walker

girl 1: so i followed him home.
girl 2: what? you're now a stalker?
girl 1: hey, that's just where i walk.. it's not my fault i was simultanously following him.

by Flash Ash February 2, 2006

Gang-Stalking

An effect of current international police-states, where innocent individuals are abused by police and other military organizations. Essentially, these organizations create an imagined enemy out of ordinary innocent people so that espionage and authoritarian police tactics may be practiced by those belonging to these organizations. They are legitimated as "community policing," and individually, as whatever is convincing. For example, a Christian will be told that a person being harassed is anti-Christian, those seeing police as favorable will be told a person is a subversive or criminal, etc. so that it becomes justifiable that a person is harassed and abused by these organizations. Those taking part in these activities have been brain-washed from a young age to believe that if people do not practice these techniques, society will plunge into a dreadful anarchy. Their proof usually consists of people working for these organizations committing crimes to justify pervasive "policing." In reality, real crime is never stopped nor blatant. In fact, most members who commit crimes are at some point recruited into these policing groups covertly, even while still committing crimes.

The goal is simply to have society function as a military base. Those who are not involved in these groups are easily able to see the dangers and tragedy of such a society, whereas those involved, like the Nazis who took part in war-crimes, are not.

Current life of gang-stalking in North America.

by Justaguywithamindnotarmies July 19, 2012