poop sock

The clutch object when you are far away from the bathroom and don't think you'll make it. Poop in the sock, wipe with the outside.

Kid: "I really need to poop!"
Dad: "GIVE HIM THE POOP SOCK"

by Nialltheboss June 22, 2019

Nigger-shock

When you're lost while driving and suddenly realize you're in an area infested with niggers.

You can imagine our nigger-shock when we took a wrong turn off the interstate and soon realized we were in a neighborhood inhabited by niggers.

by larry Major In Omaha September 24, 2012

stuck in a rut

Remaining in the same negative situation in life.

He's bored at his job, owes lots of money, and his his girlfriend isn't talking to him. He is stuck in a rut.

by Trudgingalong March 11, 2014

Cum Sock

A type of sock that is not used for foot wear and is instead used to release semen into it and save for a lter time.

You: Hey man, you wil never believe what happened! I accidentally put on my cum socj instead of my real one!
Other guy: Dude that's nasty... You should really store your cum sock somewhere safe.

by TasteOfFURY May 26, 2018

cum sock

an actual sock of any material or color that is used by a guy to shoot hot cum into when jacking off. the sock is placed over the hard dick and is worn during the entire act of jacking off as to collect cum and clean the dick when done.

I gave my boyfriend a cum sock to wear on his dick while I watch him jack off.

by veronica_lickthepink December 30, 2008

Short stack

A short woman, typically around 4 feet tall, that's curvy and well endowed in the chest and ass regions. A curvy girl who only comes to mid chest height with Huge Tits and a Plump ass.

"Holy shit did you see that Short stack? Her tits are so big she could Titfuck me without having to bend over!"

by salsaPimp May 7, 2015

stick a sock in it

stick/put a sock in it means: shut up, be quiet

do me a favor and stick a sock in it.

by shervin January 24, 2014