A large number of Facebook status posted in a short period of time about a particular event shortly after the event occurred.
The announcement of a school system closing due to inclement weather brought on a status wave on Facebook.
by rachdc1 January 11, 2011
Someone that makes a negative comment on your status, in turn changing the whole tone of the comment and/or thread.
I just had my first defriendcident of the New Year when that status hater decided to act a fool and made a wack comment on my status.
by HBieber January 26, 2011
You are in a green status when you are always available in corporate systems of communications such as Skype for Business, Lync, ... while other people think you are working hard.
Also, you are in a green status when you are paid to not doing nothing while your boss think you are working hard.
Also, you are in a green status when you are paid to not doing nothing while your boss think you are working hard.
by MdB29071988 November 21, 2016
why the FUCK do i have 9 status effects?
by dman6969asdasdasd August 27, 2022
by carolina_D October 25, 2007
when you're pissed off at your significant other, so instead of giving him sweet treats such as jolly ranchers, you give him carrots. gross.
He was on carrot status, so he didn't get laid last weekend.
by vishuzzbabe77 December 30, 2010
State of being, after large amounts of alcohol have been consumed and one feels "flyer than a muh fuggin pelican".
by medusa002 November 25, 2009