mumbai sprint

When you have the squits after a large curry and have to sprint to the water closet before you paint your pants

Bryson:dude last night I had a mad one with the lads at the curry house but now I’ve got the Mumbai sprints

Chad:dude what’s that ?
Bryson:i would tell you that dude but I’ve gotta sprint!

by Squit master 404 October 10, 2017

Cardio Sprintus

a condition in which a person runs at least 3 hours a day, maybe more, to stay healthy.

"Is he seriously running an extra lap?"

"Well, what do you expect? He has some severe cardio sprintus."

by inyourarea October 13, 2017

design sprint

When trying to solve a software/UX design problem you sit in a room for 5 days with your asshole coworkers and jerk each other off with fake data you’ve collected from coworkers not on the design sprint team. This leads to making product decisions that affect your entire company - but, even if nobody likes what "solutions" you've come up with management dictates you implement some of them because you’d rather have something to show for sitting in a room

all week than admit it was just a huge waste of time and shareholder money.

Joey is always excited to run the design sprints because it means yet another week of him not doing any real work and the entire company finding out he is a sham.

by jjshabadoo November 6, 2017

fire sprite

The mixture of fireball whiskey, usually for people who can’t stomach fireball by itself
Also known as a bitch drink

Bro make me a fire sprite, I’m too much of a bitch to drink it by itself

by Ayyyeeeeyyyoooo February 7, 2018

Buffalo sprint

When you have to shit so bad. You are running through the house like a stampede of buffalos knocking everything over.

Man, I just got some Taco Bell, and when it hit me I buffalo sprinted through the lossy knocking a 94 year old women over.

by Reenberg May 27, 2018

Kotla Spritz

A cocktail made of Prosecco mixed with San Pellegrino Orange & Pomegranate

Hey listen up Jag, lets stick to Kotla Spritzs tonight.

by iksh June 13, 2018

dr.sprite

An term used substitute for the word alcohol.

“Man this party needs some dr.sprite”

by Idk174738328 November 11, 2018