Sploofa

a pretty good warzone player who is 90% homosexual and has the inabillity of procreation with anyone other than bannanabelt.

Sploofa is dog shit

by BannanaBelt May 27, 2022

Sploofed

When a canine (Dog) lays flat on it's stomach and stretches it's arms and legs to the point of no return. It then relaxes it's muscles and goes limp.

Often this act is observed as adorable.

The Dog just sploofed all over the floor Janis, look.
OMG that dog is sploofing.

by NeatoPotato December 14, 2022

sploofy goofy

explaining the most goofy ass act of deviousness

bro this is so sploofy goofy i swear that starved dog can stun lock a high level boss

by funnynikiamongus June 23, 2023

Sploofle

Jumping or walking on your bed

Hey want to go sploofle on the bed?
Sure let's go!

by Sploofie July 28, 2023

splooge spiegel

A mirror (i.e., 'spiegel' = 'mirror' in German) used by a guy who likes to watch the reflection of himself and/or other guys splooging. Usually includes copiously splooging directly onto the mirror.

Dude, last night I got so turned on watching myself that I like totally shot a huge load all over my splooge spiegel after edging my cock for hours.

by erotonaut January 11, 2009

Sploffed

Extraordinarily intoxicated, usually used to describe a good marijuana buzz but could be used to describe any non-alcohol related altered state.

Dude, that stuff you had last night was potent. I was totally sploffed for hours.

I am so sploffed right now, I can't even move.

by Frizz Connery February 26, 2008

sploocy

what you call a person when they do something silly or stupid

Person A: *trips over own feet*
Person B: did you seriously trip over your own feet? wow youre such a sploocy

by lilmamaa October 12, 2008