mental spanking

When a person, usually a woman with love in her heart, plays with your soul just gently enough to slap it hard with a wooden spoon.

I love a good mental spanking, but it can take a while to appreciate. I pity the fool who was the me until this epiphany.

by jasonSkeen July 30, 2023

The spanking test

In the UK: A test carried out by the SPSA (Spanker Legs Standards Agency); it lasts around 38-40 minutes and consists of spanking in multiple conditions and carrying out multiple spanking manoeuvres which all include but are not limited to...

- Pull up on the right and spank 2 legs worth's

- Reverse spank (either left leg or right leg), and can be parallel or bay spanking

- The emergency spank!

- Forward bay spank

- Pull up on the left and spank again when you're ready

- Spanking on roundabouts

- Hill spanks

On a national average, only under half all candidates who take the spanking test pass first time.

Spack No.2 failed his spanking test in Southampton Maybush.

(the spanking test)

by Jack Spank9049 January 31, 2024

PP spanking

When a boy or man gets too sexual and his PP needs the spanking that will make him think before he does anything

Man 1: That man needs a PP spanking
Man 2: He does
3: What is that person doing to that guy?
4: That person is PP spanking him

by Bushfire199 June 25, 2024

Trade Sharking

Trade Sharking Is When An Experienced Trader Exploits A New Trader's Lack Of Knowledge To Get Their Items At A Significantly Lower Price.

"Someone Just Traded Me This Item For Mine. He Says Mine Is Only Worth One Dollar And The One I Got Is Worth A Hundred."
"Dude, You Got "Trade Sharked". You Just Got A One Dollar Item For Your One Hundred Dollar Item."
"why does trade sharking exist. :c"

by Peht March 16, 2025

Portuguese Snorkling

When you dive into such big tits that you need a snorkel to breath.

Person 1: You look a bit out of breath man… did you run a marathon or something?
Person 2: I just pulled a Portuguese Snorkling on that big titty thicc mami. Almost drown…

by Moço of Thermopilas May 2, 2025

Retroactive spanking

A spanking you give to your adult offspring after you find out something atrocious they did as a child.

Bobby jr. may be 40 now but he still needs a retroactive spanking for taking his papaws truck and trading it for Pokémon cards.

by 1Bigreg64 June 3, 2025

Deep Sea Snorkling

when a man is sleeping and another man puts his balls on his eyes and rubs his dick down his chin so that it looks like the sleeping man is wearing goggles and a snorkel. then dick smack him vertically and yell BUDWEISER!

Dan went Deep Sea Snorkling last night and almost drowned.

by ADDDvice July 10, 2010