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Slow slapper 

A woman that when she hits someone, usually due to the size of the person, appears to be swinging slow but in fact, is coming at you at full speed.
Man that hurt. She must be a slow slapper because that came out of no where.
Slow slapper by Jeffrey D C January 11, 2008

Semen Slappers 

The shower shoes that the officers give you when your in jail
Inmate 1: I'm in need of a good shower.

Inmate 2: Well dont forget to wear your semen slappers or you're gonna get my babies all over your feet!
Semen Slappers by Shokaboo October 21, 2008

Pat slapper 

A person who enjoys throwing rocks into cow pats as a form of entertainment.

May also be used as an insult when no good ones will come to mind.
Pat slapper by renidragger October 2, 2010

sloppy swappers 

another name for bisexuals
half of Americas teenage population are sloppy swappers
sloppy swappers by tacoman 200x January 8, 2012

Whiskey slappers

A shot of any whiskey chased by a solid slap to the face. The slap is usually delivered by a trusted friend, and gets less painful the more drunk you get.
"Yo man I'm gonna mack on those skanks over there, but I gotta work up my courage. Do some whiskey slappers with me."

"The party got pretty crazy, there were a bunch of guys doing whiskey slappers in the backyard you could hear throughout the entire house."
Whiskey slappers by Party_Rock August 21, 2012

Nappy Slapper

That Jimmy Saville is a right Nappy Slapper