The Naked Snail

The act of lubing oneself up entirely, then proceeding the throw oneself down a flight of stairs (preferably two consecutive sets) is if it were a waterslide.

Did you see Eddy do the naked snail yesterday? Shit was rad as a dingbat! I thought he was gonna go straight through the front door...

by Flutska December 10, 2022

Snail Trail

When a bitch gets a phat fucking load in her coochie and scoots around and leaves a snail trail

Graham was feelin too good in the cooch and decided not to pull out, Kamy then proceeded to scoot on the ground after the creampie took place and by doing so , this produced a wicked case of a slimy snail trail sensation

by Phatcock11 December 11, 2018

muddy snail trail

when a male defecates on a females chest/face as he drags his nut sack along in front of the shit

I shit on her chest, after having a big lunch, I asked her if she could go for a muddy snail trail, of course she insisted I drag my balls through my shit toward her chin onto her lips, finishing at the bridge of her nose.

by jimhalper April 18, 2018

Snail touch

Covering your penis with any possible gooey materials and then attempt someone else to give you oral sex while they try to remove the goo.

Hmm... Should I use pickle juice combined with jello?

Perhaps... She'll like the snail touch I'll give to her...

by Wrongsoap July 25, 2017

Snail

When you ejaculate in a girl and she proceeds to rub her vagina on the floor leaving a trail

"Careful where you walk man, gave Sandy the old snail trail last night

by Rapture ballz July 26, 2017

Snail roll

When a woman scoots her moist vag across a males body hair.

Man, that chick last nailed snail rolled all over my chest. I had a trail left behind and everything.

by Barsinmaerf March 17, 2019

Snail

One sticky boi. Don't lick em tho... you could get meningitis. Slow creatures that will frick up ur garden. Others use the term "snail" to describe the speed of a person or an object. Some types of snails can be kept as pets. I have 5 pet snails. Jeremy, Jerry Seinfeld, Avery, Memphis, and Sheldon.

Dude 1: Yo Dawg.. *hits blunt* that car is as slow as a caterpillar
Dude 2: * hits snail * W A I T
Do NOT look down here.....

I'm warning u

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by None Of Ur Beezwax December 27, 2018