Someone who consistently leaves a room without anyone noticing. This usually happens in a party/drinking scenario, and is usually because the person is weak. They know if they try to say goodbye they will be talked into staying/drinking for longer. So instead they find the perfect moment to sneak out quietly while everyone is distracted.
Sometimes they may also trick people by pretending they are going to the bathroom. And then they never return.
Sometimes they may also trick people by pretending they are going to the bathroom. And then they never return.
by KristiMcSmokebomb July 2, 2008
Get the Smoke Bombermug. 1. euphemism for a small busybody, frequently mounted on the ceiling, that tattles every time anyone cooks anything or takes a shower.
2. Good excuse to have a migraine.
3. Might even alert peeps to smoke too, if it didn't run its batteries down doing false alarms.
4. Never taken seriously due to false alarms. See also, cry wolf.
2. Good excuse to have a migraine.
3. Might even alert peeps to smoke too, if it didn't run its batteries down doing false alarms.
4. Never taken seriously due to false alarms. See also, cry wolf.
The landlord had to put in smoke alarms to satisfy fire code and insurance. The rents had to take the batteries out of the little ijits to preserve our sanity.
The whole complex burned down because a neighbor left the batteries in his smoke alarm, so when another neighbor's smoke alarm went off, he thought it was a false alarm.
The whole complex burned down because a neighbor left the batteries in his smoke alarm, so when another neighbor's smoke alarm went off, he thought it was a false alarm.
by downstrike April 26, 2006
Get the smoke alarmmug. by Dubiks December 19, 2018
Get the smoke bombmug. to not have any extra cigarrettes for you mooching friends
or to not have any cigs but you're jonesing for one.
or to not have any cigs but you're jonesing for one.
Dude 1: Can I get a cig from you man?
Dude 2: Sorry man, Im smoke-broke. Try getting a job and
buying your own.
Dude1: Dude2, Im smoke-broke, man. Can I grab a smoke?
Dude2: Um...sure, but first you must dance. It will please
me....
Dude 2: Sorry man, Im smoke-broke. Try getting a job and
buying your own.
Dude1: Dude2, Im smoke-broke, man. Can I grab a smoke?
Dude2: Um...sure, but first you must dance. It will please
me....
by Jude6666 April 28, 2008
Get the smoke-brokemug. by Saturdays are for the boys October 18, 2017
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Get the smoke a sidmug. by ass-crack bandit June 11, 2019
Get the Punching smokemug.