Slopez

A person who is extremely awkward.

Person 1: Oh dude look at that guy over there.. wtf is he doing????

Person 2: Dude thats a Slopez he's sooo awkward!!

by im black 69 May 19, 2011

slopey

A protruding mass of flesh. Usually resembling a breast.

He got hit by a slopey.

by Anonymous February 24, 2003

sloper

when you blow your load at the top of a girls ass and she stands up and it runs down her crack.

i blew a sloper on her back and it felt like the earie canal in her crack

by a-k 47 January 23, 2009

Ski the Slopes

Hmmm.
well....
1. Actually going on a pair of skis and going down the snowy mountain.
2. Slang for jacking two guys off.

1. Hey Jeff you want to Ski the Slopes tonight.
2. Hey did you hear. Jasmine freaking ski the slopes last night and has a bunch of shit on her face.

by INFAMOUS C January 9, 2004

Sloper

An abandoned beer in a party or bar setting, particularly one which remains after the evening's festivities are over and is consumed by someone of lesser standards and/or means.

Usage apparently limited to a small circle of friends in the UMass Amherst area, late '80's through early '90's.

I was so trashed last night I was going around drinking slopers, even ones with cigarette butts in them.

by wette van otterpocket November 1, 2015

sloeber

its a sort of dog

wow a dog its called sloeber

by dogstylezzzzz January 16, 2009

sloberdick

a male that like to sloober on other mens dicks

justin biber is a sloberdick

by austin186 September 19, 2012