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shocker

This is a bedroom move. Two in the goo, one in the poo. AKA The Stinger, The Equalizer, The Southbound Surprise.
Tonight, When your parents leave I'm comin' over and givin your sister "the shocker"
by TastesLikeDeadBaby July 19, 2008
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shock and awe

The American campaign of massive aerial bombardment during the 2003 Iraq War that flattened Baghdad.
by uclafalcon March 21, 2003
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slocker

A man who likes to go to public toilets without locking the door.
I were suprised by the slocker when I opened the door
by Dan Hejnes March 8, 2005
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Clock-shock

The surprise that results from checking the time and getting an unexpected and often unwelcome result. Clock-shock can be positive or negative, depending on whether more or less time has passed than expected.
Alyssa had a bad case of clock-shock when she saw that it was already 5am!

Jimi was brutally clock-shocked when he realized he still had 4 hours before his shift ended.
by The Search Is Bound to Fail February 22, 2006
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conogenic shock

fabricated illness linked with high drama to attract attention to oneself. Usually associated with the accumulation of relatives, police and fire-rescue personnel.

mostly experienced by south florida latino women.
One medic to another," Look man, she's fluttering her eyelids, she must be going into conogenic shock".
by buck thrasher January 20, 2009
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Double Inverted Shocker

Just like the shocker, but flip her on her stomach, and engage both hands. So its two in the pink and four in the stink.
I was giving this girl a back massage and I slipped her the Inverted Shocker, but it wasn't enough so I had to give her the Double Inverted Shocker.
by godzilla1972 April 20, 2009
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shock underwear

ShockUnderwear is underwear that has a little piece of metal, & some wires people can't feel and gives electric shock to the victim, through flowing electric currents. It comes for boys and girls, men & women in many diffrents designs & colors: Such as stripes, solids, flowered prints, animal prints & railraod ties, just like normal underwear. It comes in thongs, g-strings, string bikini breifs, bikini breifs, sports breifs, granny panies, breifs, trunks, boxer breifs, and boxers. Shock Underwear doesn't come cheap. It is very hard to find. Most stores and online sites don't carry it. How sad, since it is a good prank to pull, & if more people knew it would be the new sensation that's sweeping the nation. For added discomfort give the victim a normal wedgie. You the giver will recieve a little shock, but add major discomfort to the wearer of this prank underwear. DON'T put shock underwear, over victims head, otherwise SERIOUS INJURY, & or DEATH may OCCURE. No, I didn't do this to anyone, it is just COMMON SENSE. If more Americans used common sense, this country would be smarter, but anyways shock underwear is fun.
For my sixth birthday, my adopted female cousin came over, gave me a black & yellow railroad tie boxer, it was, but is was also SHOCK UNDERWEAR and I didn't yet know about the shock part of the underwear. I was already embarsed, but had no choice but to try it on, since I had to be polite & MY MOM WAS THERE. My cousin told me I was six and needed to get out of tidy whitys. Next I go to try in on & it's shocking me around my waist with electrical current. It hurt like Hell. Next thing I know, is I'm running into the living room in nothing but the shock underwear and myy shirt the shock boxers are shocking me. I have never been so embarsed, even though I got $2,000.00 from them, since money is no object for her family. To this day, I still wear tidy whitys & have yet to recieve another wedgie. I went to another city and gave them to my male cousin, who I hate.
by freindly tip29 June 18, 2009
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