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Hog slip

When your penis slips out of a hole in your underwear, a rip in a seam, or that stupid flap in the front that no guy ever has used to to go pee.
"I was getting a glass of water last night, when I had a hog slip happen in front of my roommate"
by Ryanverse August 28, 2022
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Kansas Slip n' Slide

When two men strip butt-ass naked and lather themselves in baby oil, and slicking the floor of the living room with vegetable oil. Both lads scurry and clamber to reach the next "room", pushing each other to make the other slip. The loser of the race has to give the winner oral sex.
"It's too cold out today. What should we do?" "We should do the Kansas Slip n' Slide!" "Sure!"
by SpaceyStars January 6, 2023
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Sloppy slip

When you want to have a relationship with the girl you have fwb's with but she rejected you so you get anger issues and you drift and crash your car.
Is that guy on drugs or did he do an Sloppy Slip?
by Yumi Ishiyama March 18, 2023
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Steel Wool Slip-and-slide

(Similar to a Mustache Ride)

A four play act in which a man with a large (generally course) beard pleasures a females genitals with his tongue while rubbing his beard against it.

Generally done by intoxicated, lusty, middle aged men who take great pride in the thickness and coursness of their beards to the great displeasure of their partners.
Beth: Man I got drunk with Marks Dad last night and the mutha fucker gave me the the ole "Steel Wool Slip-and-slide" I wont be able to feel my pussy for days."

Dale:Oh ya, see that ole couger at the bar Joe? She's got a real nice wiggle to her and barely any birthin scars. Yap, I might let her take a trip down the steel wool slip-and-slide tonight if she's lucky.
by Erutious August 16, 2010
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Drip N Slip

This is the act of using vaginal and penis juices that drip down the females taint onto a butthole and using those juices as lubrication for anal sex.
Man, we didn't have any anal lube.. so I gave her the ol' Drip N Slip
by CBucket88 October 24, 2020
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Seattle slip up

Just before you start fucking a girl she asks if you have a condomn and you say yeah, so you fuck her in the dark and when she gets done she looks down and sees you didnt have one on and starts to yell at you. All you say is oops!
I didnt have a condomn last night so i had to pull a seattle slip up
by Spot31 October 28, 2007
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Donkey Punch Slip and slide

When engaged in anal sex(over a table or a bench top)and the man is about to ejaculate, he quickly punches her in the back of the head(to knock her out) and withdraws his penis ejaculating all over her chest when she is unconscious. Then he grabs one shoulder and the opposite leg and slides her across the table or bench(While she is still unconscious). With the assistance of the semen all over her chest she should be able to slide off the table with a decent throw.
Bob: I gave Doris Donkey punch Slip and slide Yesterday. The children were asking why there was so much Broken glass.
by Jesus' dog :3 November 19, 2011
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