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Slime

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by cucumoney November 22, 2023
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Scrotum Slime

Scrotum Slime is slime that comes out of a Hag Fish, which indeed looks like a scrotum. The Scrotum Slime has many uses, the ones which I prefer are: Bathing, eating, brushing your teeth with, killing predators, using it as lube to masturbate (guys only), and for use as a condom during sexual intercourse (5% chance of actually working).
"I didn't have any soap, so I used Scrotum Slime and it felt amazing to jerk it."

"Jamal, that is one prime slice of Scrotum Slime."

"I got pregnant because my boyfriend was too cheap to buy condoms and used Scrotum Slime instead."
by ScrotumSlimeLover123 November 22, 2009
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Slime

The name for someone who goes by simmy. This person is usually a psycho but super pretty.
by Jtkenfmaka August 11, 2022
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Slime

Slime is usually made from glue,borax and water but some people get a lot more creative than the average human.you can poke it stretch it and some times bounce it.theres many different recipes for different types of slime.ts VERY messy and it's the worst when it gets stuck on the carpet:..-(so play with it on a hard surface.it feels wet and jiggly it's very relaxing and some say "therapeutic"
Mom I'm really sorry but the slime ruined our carpet!
by Rose peddle October 3, 2017
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Slimed

Someone who got slimed
"he slimed me"
by JACKASS_REAL June 5, 2022
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Running out of slime

The slimy way of when you're running out of time
"Uh oh! Looks like our contestant is running out of slime- I mean slime- I mean slime- I mean slime- I mean slime- I mean-"
by SquigglesTheSquiggle June 30, 2023
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national slime out your ex day

The day when it’s free to get your get back on your underdeveloped ex-communication with a human
I’ve been needing that, and since it's National Slime Out Your Ex Day, I’m gonna need that from you.
by !n33dth@t July 7, 2025
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