Skeet Popped 

is when a guy is about to bust when having sex with his girl then pulls out and as he bust he squeezes his donk then pulls up and aims for his girls eyes and releases the shot to blind the victim.

I Skeet Popped your beezy! I skeet popped your mom!

Skeet Popped by iSkeet707 January 7, 2012

Skeet Roulette 

When a guy has sex with many females in a short period of time and skeets in them all and hopes none get pregnant.

Bob: I heard you be on the streets playing skeet roulette with these hoes.
Dave: Yeah, and I've been winning. None of them are pregnant yet.

Skeet Roulette by Abyssal Seraph August 26, 2013

Skeeter skeet 

Hillbilly definition of wreckless driving

Person1: what are we going to do?
Person2: were bout to skeeter skeet outta here

Skeeter skeet by imredneckdealwithit April 1, 2017

skeet the heat 

Leave the scene without being noticed or harmed

Robbers main goal after robbing a bank is to skeet the heat

skeet the heat by LilNetX November 25, 2018

Skeet Beat

When you cum on a girl's chest and smear it on your hand,then slap her on face

During sex my girlfriend called me by another name so I gave her the Skeet Beat

Skeet Beat by Rj Mackers April 28, 2021

Skeeting 

The only way to share messages on your Bluesky skyline

"Wow, peter has posted so many skeets"
"I can't believe he reskeeted that"
"If he doesn't stop skeeting no one will like him"

Skeeting by ptrlrd April 28, 2023

Auric Skeet Syndrome 

A particular rare genetic mutation where the sufferer projects golden glitter from the penile glands instead of semen.

"Honey, this is just something you are going to have to get used to. Glitter is a part of my sex life. I suffer from Auric Skeet Syndrome."

Auric Skeet Syndrome by The Mumbling Manchildren October 29, 2017