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shittle my skittle

An expression used to convey amusement, lack of interest, or contempt in a conversation. Particularly if the speaker and/or recipient of the expression has done something to merit the use of the term.
"Hey James, you remember frat party we went to last night?"
"Yoo, I swear Gavin that party was awesome! By the way, what happened to that baddie you were talking to?"
"Bro, she literally asked if I wanted to have a threesome with her and her best friend. I wasn't about to turn that down, ya know what I'm saying?"
"Well shittle my skittle, if I didn't go to that other girl's dorm, I could've joined you and we could've been tunnel brothers."

"Yoo Gavin, why is the teacher so annoying?"
"I don't know James, I honestly can't wait to be don-"
"Are you talking in my class?"
"WELL SHITTLE MY SKITTLE, HOW ELSE ARE WE GOING TO COMMUNICATE?! USING SIGN LANGUAGE?!" *Flips off teacher*
by A_nonspicy_pickel March 15, 2023
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Shittle

it means good, fun or love
EG. pineapples are shittle
by FreddoGamesReal July 29, 2023
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shutthefuckuping

"Why is Kylie so quiet?"
"Oh, she's just shutthefuckuping"
by ratxhet September 14, 2023
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Scuttlebug

Term for a mouse scuttling around in the walls or ceilings of a home.
*scuttling noise*
Wife: "I hear those damn scuttlebugs again! Did you set out bait yet!?"
by Mangyoldogy October 16, 2023
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Shittle

When you’re so scared you accidentally shi* a little in your undies.
“omg, you scared me so bad I shittled”!
by Dillyharris2011 February 1, 2024
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shettleston

shettleston is a lovely area in the east end of Glasgow! fun for the kids! fun for the foreigners! and ofc fun for the tigers!!! beside its rich nature of tourism, shetto is also quite the broffel you could say… “when cailean was finished raping the larkhall yt, he then went straight to shetto to begin his wee men v tigers” keeeeeeeeeemon
by daxtonG33 April 27, 2024
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Shittles

*Eats all skittles except for the shittles*
Here, take my shittles. I don't want them
by PooPooShitMan May 10, 2024
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