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situational loser

When someone is what is traditionally understood as a loser, but only in very specific situations. Their loserdom is not consistent throughout their life. The condition oscillates from day to day. They may be a winner in some dimensions, but occasionally loser attributes often emerge when the universe throws the right (wrong) things their way.
Can you believe he didn't go home with that girl? What a situational loser. Great guy otherwise though. Madly respect and love him.
by Jósh January 12, 2024
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situation-friends- with- benefits-ship

A situation where you are friends with benefits where no romantic feelings are reciprocated, only lustful urges and tendencies, therefore making it where you get the good parts of a relationship without all the work, synonymous with a situation-ship but with even less accountability and exclusivity.
Tom: I thought you were in relationship and junk
Chad: It's more of a situation-friends- with- benefits-ship
by Excelsior_23 November 25, 2023
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Situationship

Lovers that deal in bad faith, often with one or both parties in distress from feelings of guilt or limerence
Autumn smothered James in love, and James was leading her on to avoid guilty feelings anticipated from ending their situationship
by Scentrik March 8, 2024
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Situationship

An arrangement in which both parties are distressed and acting through deep avoidant or anxious attachment styles in bad faith, and provoking abandonment trauma as well as feelings of guilt or limerence
Autumn smothered James in love, and James felt obligated to stay in the situationship
by Scentrik March 8, 2024
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Situationvert

A person whose personality is affected by their mood which may change depending on the current environment and what they're experiencing in the moment. A situationvert can just as easily morph into a introvert who loves being around people as they would turn into an introvert who prefers to be alone and without company. They experience different phases and it's hard to pinpoint their exact personality (introverted or extroverted) due to the sudden shifts in behavior caused by external stimuli.
I can't be sure I'm an introvert or an extrovert as I exhibit both personalities. I think I'm a situationvert.
by HY786 July 3, 2024
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situationshipwreck

When a situationship becomes too confusing and mentally straining, so it's wrecked. You still can't climb out and are stuck in it, emotionally drowning.
"He tells me he loves me and wants to be with me, but doesn't feel it's enough for a relationship"
"But he also said he doesn't want you to date other people?”
"Yeah."
"Oh honey you need to get out, that's a situationshipwreck!"
by thegirlwithnotattoos September 21, 2024
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situationship

same as going on dates or seeing someone but became a new thing for God knows what reason
Dumbass: Guess what? I just got into a situationship.
Person: tf is a situationship?
by turquoisekoala January 19, 2026
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