Shane

A term used to identify someone who hates their birth name. This person typically likes purple SUVs, has 20 children (all girls) and smells decaying rabbit fecal matter.

Come on man... Don't be a freaking Shane, everyone knows your name is Chris.

by thefunkyfeelone August 29, 2019

Shane

Pees sitting up

Guy 1:god I gotta take a waz

Guy 2: don’t pee sitting up
Guy 1: ew who does that?
Guy 2:Shane

by ShaneIsBad October 9, 2019

Shane

Shane is a douche but a hot douche. You hate him so much you want to screw even more. With smug smile and punchable hot face and he probably has a huge dick. He sounds like Chad but if Chad was in a Wattpad fanfic. Best thing is he does not feel any attraction towards you and just makes stupid jokes but his girlfriend, Lola, is always mad at you for some reason when you don't even know her like at all. Btw he is super popular and you are not, at all, so you're stuck in a fanfiction

You: ah, Shane is so hot
Shane: you say something?

by I am you but on the internet October 11, 2019

shane sozgas

The most greatest person ever smart kind and a asshole at times me ways there for his friends but. He can always tell you the right grammar and what to use he’s a nerd to some people also he keeps an low profile. Also he screams at times some people think he’s retarded but he can make everyone’s day.

Teacher* Is Shane Sozgas not here today

No

*shanes screams *
Teacher * your late

by Princess Black Heart December 24, 2017

Shane

Very cute and sweet large/ tall dude with very very VERY long legs he’s funny gives the best hugs has a friend named Ryan well usually does and IS SO COOL!

Shane is so tall I feel like the giraffe in the zoo couldn’t see how high he can.

by Gracegoose January 3, 2020

Shane Butts

Taking 2nd in a poker tournament while taking 1st in Apex

He just pulled off a Shane Butts!

by #GotEm March 27, 2020

Shane Stone

Shane Stone is the biggest wander alive. Shane is a real estate agent who lies about termite and water issues to sell his houses. To identify a Shane Stone they will typically gel up their hair, wear aviators and drive a 90’s to early 2000’s BMW.

Don’t trust Shane Stone

Shane Stone: oh yeh this house is awesome, it backs onto national park and I wouldn’t be surprised if water was flooding out of the spring. I got a damage inspection and there’s absolutely no problem, this area is known for termites but the house is termite free.

House: no water, spring is dried up. 50 - 60 bats living in the walls, backs onto private property. Riddled with termites and has a 3cm layer of bugs covering the ground.

Shane: oh the house wasn’t like that when I was there but it’s too late now you already bought it, but here’s a free plant for your troubles.

Plant: dies due to dehydration.

by Local Street Ranga April 8, 2020