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Shampooper

A obsessive compulsion to constantly flip upside-down shampoo bottles, to ensure they are right side-up. This causes confusion when the user realizes that the bottle was in fact designed to look upside-down, even though it is right side-up. Bringing the individual to think twice their every move, and increasing their level of Obsessive Compulsive Disorder.
Kathy: Hey Sally, did you leave this bottle upside down?
Sally: No...
Kathy: No one else lives here Sally
Sally: Well maybe it's one of those...
Kathy: <interrupts> I'll kill you!1#1!!1@!!!!zomgwutdafuq!!@!111

That my friends is a Shampooper... Don't be a Shampooper.
by sovrac August 18, 2013
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Shampa

Shampa is a such a girl who never likes to quarrel with someone unnecessarily. She is also a person whom every guy likes. She is beautiful enough to attract any guy with her beauty. She is nice and has a good heart
I like Shampa. She is a person whom all people likes
by Shampa November 24, 2021
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Dry shampoo

The action of pouring shampoo into ones vagina, letting it dry, and acting as birth control, if you want it removed, boil some water, pour it into ones vagina, and wait for it to unthaw
I can’t believe your having sex with him, it’s time for dry shampoo
by BowlOfSpaghetti March 24, 2020
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scamperer

one who scampers, usually while in possession of some trinket s/he has light-fingered from a store display, usually out of the store.
Store Detective: "Judging by your cheesy outfit, I had you pegged as a scamperer from the moment you walked in!"

Scamperer (clutching a solid-sterling-silver letter trivet): "Are youse kiddin', Boss? I wuz gonna buy dis!"
by Rok'n'rol Wannabe August 19, 2008
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Sampaoli

A bald man who sells smoke and is generally accompained of Beccacecce who does the same thing as his friend
Sampaoli
by asdefaeas April 1, 2018
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Sampita

It's a Bengali name given to girls. The name means that she is the Queen of Gods; the supreme thereby. Also it means "Moonstar".
1. Do you see her persona? She's Sampita.
2. Her aura is so commanding and intimidating as well. Well, she Sampita.
3. Isn't she Sampita? She's so kind and helpful.
by Glitzay October 5, 2020
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Samp

Someone who simps for a person named Sam.
"Man that guy is such an samp."
by GogySimp November 15, 2020
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