senior cactus

The COOLEST superhero ever to exist. He is able to defeat one punch man one hit with his glorious attacks!!

Ps. Senior Cactus did not write this.

Guy1:Woah i want to be just like senior cactus when i grow up.
Guy2:shut up Timmy no one cares about you!

by Robot_454857375 July 11, 2017

Senioritis

A disease that seniors in high school get, symptoms are laziness, the ability to party and care about other things and not school.

William went through his senior year with a bad case of senioritis

by willhawk September 27, 2012

Senioritis

An rare mental disease that brings on symptoms of laziness, incompetence, and a general lack of awareness.

'Man have you seen Emily lately?'
'No bro she caught Senioritis'

by Capphilips July 25, 2019

senior speed

Moving at the speed of a drowning turtle to excessively important events

i wish my mom would stop with the senior speed bullshit or find someone on speed. love isnt enough in democracy.

by Cody5050 January 10, 2021

"Junior" Senior

Seniors are considered those 65 and older but younger seniors don't identify as "seniors" given the demographic has such a wide span - from 65-100+.

I'm not ready to move to a retirement community. I'm a "junior" senior.

by yogator January 6, 2022

Super Senior

A senior in high school who likes being a pedophile to the freshmen.

"Where my hug at" "Marco is a super senior because they like to pray on minors."

by Abby Q. March 13, 2025

Senior GPS

A GPS for seniors. Not only does it give directions, it also reminds you why you went there in the first place!

Senior GPS: "You have reached your destination. Don't forget to pick up milk, aspirin and your prescription!"

by LrDanGA August 13, 2021