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You're Talking About Blood, I'm Talking About Semen

The best sentence ever to be spoken during a college Title IX hearing.
Although one may be undetectable for HIV in their blood, they can be detectable in their semen since there can be a viral reservoir. You're Talking About Blood, I'm Talking About Semen.
by The Complainant May 12, 2024
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chug a gallon of gorilla semen

why the fuck would you search this
i love to chug a gallon of gorilla semen in the mourning
by YO what the fuck July 17, 2019
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semen

the semen is coming
by Ailurophobia July 16, 2021
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Semen

If you eat too much peanut butter, yours will taste like peanuts.
Mom: Stop eating semen!

Me: Why?

Mom: Because I have to kiss you goodnight later!

Me: *Eats more semen*
by Dr: Mantits May 12, 2022
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thick creamy semen

liquid inside your ballsack or smthing idk im dumb asf

the place where billions of kids are located
Guy 1: OMG IM GONNA BUST OUT MY THICK CREAMY SEMEN!!!11 OMAGAAAAASH!!!11!!1
Guy 2: Kan i hav sum>>>>?/??
by Hypurrelet August 13, 2023
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Semen Nipple

A rare term used to describe a penis, generally that of a man.
Upon reaching climax the male species will ejaculate via the semen nipple.
by Frederick Roderick May 14, 2023
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Pure Semen

When the song's production is so good that listening to it is as satisfying as busting a nut in your bitch.
"Bjork's 'Cocoon' is pure semen to my ears"
by j@mbo February 25, 2021
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