shock-ed

The essance of understanding someone else's shock towards a subject.

I understood how jessie was shock-ed by the facts she found out.

by Tuschar November 21, 2009

shocker

Two for the glory, one for the story!!!!

I was spitting game at her for a while. We danced for two and a half songs, then made out for half a song. We went upstairs to some bedroom. She wouldn't give me dome after like half an hour, and honestly it was getting kind of boring. I was like "fuck it, i'll give 'er the shocker." You should have seen her eyes light up. HIGH 5!!

by jockoB February 27, 2007

milk shocker

The act of one pregnant partner of a lesbian 69 who manipulates her lactating breasts in such a fashion as to make them disgorge their milky load into the vagina and rectum of the second partner.

"So i was totally scissoring with Sheila, then we switched to 69 and out of nowhere BOOM she gave me a righteous Milk Shocker" --Homework Chan

by Knowledgeispower July 3, 2008

shocket

When you shart so violently that you rocket up out of your poopy pants and get stuck in the ceiling.

Shart+rocket=SHOCKET

Whoa! Can you get me out of the ceiling?? I shocketed again.

by Chazi July 13, 2011

Rock Shock Spock

A progression of the three most ingenious sexual maneuvers ever.

Why rock? ( \m/)
When you can SHOCK ( \n//)
When you can SPOCK! ( \\ //)

That dirty ho down south wanted the three string progression biatch! I rock shock spocked that girl to the next century.

by JFWONG October 23, 2004

Mexican Shocker

The act of giving a sexual partner a shocker and then using your shit-stained pinky finger to give her a dirty sanchez after the sexual act is completed.

"Yep, Carol, he gave me a Mexican shocker... he stuck two in the pink and one in the stink, and then smeared his pinky finger across my upper lip. What a guy!"

by NeverGonnaGiveYouUpNeverGonnaLetYouDown April 23, 2008

Dog's Cock

Also "dogcock" or "dogscock." British journalese for an exclamation mark (!) due to the visual similarity. Considered vulgar but widely used within the industry.

Mentioned in Lynn Truss's book EATS, SHOOTS AND LEAVES.

"Can't we get along with just one dog's cock on that banner? Surely three is going over the top."

by al-in-chgo March 18, 2011