Scary Words

A satirical term for inoffensive "trigger words" that, if used, will cause whatever you just posted on the Internet to be removed or heavily censored.

"Bro my post got removed because I said a guy 'died' instead of saying he 'committed not living'"

"Don't you remember? We live in a clown world. You need to be careful not to say any scary words."

by Ubeenbamboozledson November 14, 2025

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Scary Selfish Guy (With A Look In His Eye)

A man, who, driven completely and solely by demonic self-interest, would be willing to undermine and compromise any person or value in order to achieve his goals. Usually really loves life. When Scary Selfish Guy is relaxed, even for a moment, and the facade that he presents to the world relaxes, even momentarily, one can see the most terrifying look in his eye which signifies his complete and utter selfishness.

Ryan: Dude, please call the police, I'm bleeding out. That guy was drunk and hit us at 90 mph. I can't believe that you're okay.

Gavin: Dude, I can't. I'm trying to get with Kayla and she like, really likes ruthless guys. I'm sorry man, I'll catch you later. *leaves scene*
Ryan: Holy fuck, that guy is a Scary Selfish Guy (With A Look In His Eye).

by BonerMasterMick2 November 21, 2025

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