Genre of Movie containing a mixture of the following:
The trailer or introduction is always read out by the same guy, you know the one, him with the deep croaky voice; "IN THE LAND BEFORE THE TIME OF ...."
The hero, who even though he has has muscles in his shite wears a short little skirt thing no matter what the weather and a pair of sandals.
His village, parents or pet gerbil get wiped out by the bad guy.
He meets a mentor who is an old man of vaguelly Asian appearance who will train him in martial art and motivate him.
He is given a mythical weapon, usually a bloody great broadsword or axe that would give lesser men a double hernia just to lift up, it sometimes has a name.
He will meet up with and make friends with some very strange characters during the movie.
He will meet up with and make enemies of some very strange characters during the movie.
At one stage he will be captured and tortured, making him grunt, sweat and writhe a lot before his improbable escape, probally a plus for the ladies.
He will need to find some kind of talisman or jewel to defeat his enemy.
His enemy will be pug ugly, really evil and have some weakness that the talisman or jewel will exploit, he may have a dodgy sidekick to break up the dramatic flow with a sprinkling of humor.
The enemy may leave something behind before he gets his just deserts, for the sequel.
The trailer or introduction is always read out by the same guy, you know the one, him with the deep croaky voice; "IN THE LAND BEFORE THE TIME OF ...."
The hero, who even though he has has muscles in his shite wears a short little skirt thing no matter what the weather and a pair of sandals.
His village, parents or pet gerbil get wiped out by the bad guy.
He meets a mentor who is an old man of vaguelly Asian appearance who will train him in martial art and motivate him.
He is given a mythical weapon, usually a bloody great broadsword or axe that would give lesser men a double hernia just to lift up, it sometimes has a name.
He will meet up with and make friends with some very strange characters during the movie.
He will meet up with and make enemies of some very strange characters during the movie.
At one stage he will be captured and tortured, making him grunt, sweat and writhe a lot before his improbable escape, probally a plus for the ladies.
He will need to find some kind of talisman or jewel to defeat his enemy.
His enemy will be pug ugly, really evil and have some weakness that the talisman or jewel will exploit, he may have a dodgy sidekick to break up the dramatic flow with a sprinkling of humor.
The enemy may leave something behind before he gets his just deserts, for the sequel.
Bill: Arnold Schwarzenegger is on television tonight in a sword and sandal movie.
Bob: I would rather watch Rambo, the plot is so different.
Bob: I would rather watch Rambo, the plot is so different.
by Blue Cawdrey November 23, 2004
Get the sword and sandal mug.Someone who acquired and retained wealth through shady or illegal business deals that were later exposed.
Dan was forced to join a second rate country club because the arms dealing and stock manipulation stories in the newspaper made him too scandal riche for polite society.
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A word used to show that something isn't very important or to cancel a meaning of an act or a say. Comes from the English word "Scandal", but means the opposite ("It ain't a scandal" or "a small scandal so it's not really a scandal"). Most common use would be to say the word very quickly, calmly, and with a Scandinavian accent.
"Marian: Bergman, pass me the Yogurt.
Bergman: There is no Yogurt left, Marian.
Marian: Scandalush."
"Netcooler: Lim dude, how did the long stay in Norway affected you?
Lim: It hasn't affected me at all!
Netcooler: So are you still mad at Sushi for doing the Schwing Queen before you?
Lim: Scandalush!"
Bergman: There is no Yogurt left, Marian.
Marian: Scandalush."
"Netcooler: Lim dude, how did the long stay in Norway affected you?
Lim: It hasn't affected me at all!
Netcooler: So are you still mad at Sushi for doing the Schwing Queen before you?
Lim: Scandalush!"
by Fish Beast Of Aberdeen October 23, 2007
Get the Scandalush mug.Storeman who originates from Scandanavia, Likes to sledge fellow employees. Unfortunately Storeman and Sledging abilities are around 50% as good as Slowpoke Rodriguez. Usually gets through the day by sledging hard on sissy mcbitchlips aka manwhore although this is not a great achievment.
by slowpoke rodriguez September 30, 2009
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As the two boys disappeared into the bedroom at the party, the guy sitting next to me mumbled, "Scandal Bunny!"
by Flaggit February 3, 2010
Get the Scandal Bunny mug.Otherwise known as a scandalous lady. Used when referring to a woman that is engaging in offense against morality or law. That moment in between her being a "lady" and a "floozy"........ Scandalady. Synonyms: Hooker, Harlot, Total Skankbox... Antonyms: My mom, and Audrey Hepburn.........
"Cynthia is being such a scandalady these past few months! Pretty soon she's going to turn into one of those loose women that watch Sex in the City all day!"
by Davi Masi August 1, 2010
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