Tokyo Sandblaster

the act of adding sand to lubricant for sex.

I put some sand in the KY jelly last night, totally gave her a tokyo sandblaster.

by sokorb November 14, 2010

Tokyo Sandblaster

A complex sexual procedure involving one male, one female, one Asian midget, and a bag of sand. While the male is fornicating from a doggy-style position with the female, he grabs a handful of sand (from the bag of sand he brought), and asks the female to turn around so he may finish his work on her face. When the female turns around, the male whips the sand in the females face so that he partially blinds her. When this happens, the Asian midget comes out from the closet and proceeds to bust his load on the female's face.

Dude, Trixy had no idea that I was about to pull a Tokyo Sandblaster on her last night when I told her I needed to pick up some sand for my fish-tank before we went back home. Long story short, she may need corrective eye surgery now, but it was totally worth it.

by J_Mayne November 12, 2010

Tokyo Sandblaster

On the beaches of Tokyo, a woman in reverse cowgirl position passes gas, spraying sand all over the man's face.

Man: Lets go have sex on the beach, I want to see you reverse cowgirl me.

Woman: ...Ok!

-midway through she lets out a huge fart-

Man: -cough- -cough- Delicious. Lets call that one a Tokyo Sandblaster.

by GrumpyGuru November 15, 2010

Tokyo Sandblaster

The Greatest move ever mentioned on late night TV by CoCo. Its when you lightly dust your penis in sand have then vigorously insert it into an Asian woman's vagina. You then pull out and shoot your load all over Jay Leno.

#1: I got together with Suko last night and used her keepsake from the beach to pull a Tokyo Sandblaster

#2 Why the fuck was Jay Leno at Suko's house???

by Woody and Wilcox November 12, 2010

Soccer sandal effect

(noun) - The over-reaching and yet inexplicably clever marketing gimmick of labeling and identifying a product (or person) with an often inaccurate, "cool-sounding", or "trendy" description so that the product/person, which would ordinarily be thought of as unattractive, unskilled, and worthless, now seems "hot".

See also soccer sandal.

"Super-star" Ashlee Simpson, "actress" Paris Hilton, or "TomKat" are three great examples of the "soccer sandal effect".

by NikeACG July 25, 2008

sex sandels

Sandels worn by a bitch/hoe at a beach whil feinen for some quick cock.

Person 1:Man dat bitch be wearin does sex sandels agin. Person =! 1: Daymn she mus b feinen for some cock today.

by Anyone700 August 2, 2016

Tokyo Sandblaster

The act of taking an Asian chick to a beach/sandy area of land, having sexual intercourse, and just as one is about to cum (or in this case, drop the "Little Boy" bomb) - pull out and cum on her face, throw sand on said cum, and scream "BANZAI"

Conan: "Hey, whatever happened between you and that Asian chick?"

Andy: "I gave her the ol' Tokyo Sandblaster"

*high fives"

by Total_Bliss November 11, 2010