Satchelle de douche

More upscale version of douche bag or satchel de douche

Oui, oui that Francois is a real satchelle de douche

by TMoneyID February 21, 2011

Satchel Shame

The guilt one feels when they forget to bring their reusable bags to the grocery store.

The cashier looked at me with contempt, as I'd forgotten my reusable bags, causing profound satchel shame.

by Abiding Dude September 12, 2011

Sanchez Line

Similar to the Mendoza Line in Major League Baseball. Named after Samuel Sanchez who spent three years as the #1 person on the Aurora (IL) Police Eligibility List and never get hired. It is the imaginary line between two numbers on an eligibility list that separates people who have a chance of being hired and those that do not have a chance. It is not good to be anywhere close to the Sanchez Line.

I'm number 28 on the list and I don't think I will be hired because I am too close to the Sanchez Line.

That would suck to be that Sanchez guy and be number 1 for three years and never hired before the list expires

The department is hiring 10 so anything below 20 would be around the Sanchez Line.

by CPBPCPD June 15, 2012

Sanchezed the TP

The act of unrolling the toilet paper part way, then wiping a shit-laden finger on the tissue, then carefully re-rolling it. The future victim encounters a shitty piece of tissue, much to their horror and disgust.

Oh, gross! Some dirty bastard Sanchezed the TP and I got it on me when I was done taking a shit!

by The Pirate of Pissants December 24, 2013

Satchering

Using your phone for long periods of time when there are people to have a conversation with.

Hey, what's James doing? Oh don't mind him, he's just Satchering. Even if you did talk to him, he wouldn't hear you.

by Peepee23 June 1, 2015

Saschewa

The greatest, most beautiful girl, she's shy at first but when you get to know her she's a wild one. Her name is unique, jk that shit bout dumb ass fuck. That bitch Saschewa better run me my fucking 30 the next time that I see her.

Saschewa better run me my 30 next time I see her. "Keep that same energy boo"

by YvngSavage June 9, 2017

satchel secretions

Sweat from the underneath of a males balls

I need a shower my satchel secretions are going to start smelling.

by Gdlvr1 July 13, 2019