Hot Paste and Salt

Hot paste and salt is the taste and texture described for male cum.

Based on real conversations with a friend and I in a couple senarios.

Us: So what does pussy taste like?

Him: Nothing really. What does cum taste like.

Us: Well....you know how in kindergarten you ate paste. Well heat it up and add some salt and there ya go. Hot paste in salt. We've been trained since then to tolerate the texture and taste.

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At the gas station getting pop. Friend is using the machine to get fountain pop and it splatters at her.

Me: Hahahahaha you like things that splatter at you don'tcha?

Friend: Hehe yeah, I wouldn't have 2 kids if I didn't!

Me: True...it's all about the hot paste and salt.

Customer: I..I...I don't even know what to say to that....

by JestyCat August 5, 2010

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salt boy

A black man who is angry because he didn't have any sex

Nick: Hey Bishop, did tap that ass?

Bishop: No, I'm so salt boy right now

by YoshiMan April 2, 2014

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Salt you up

Making cuts all over an individuals body and then throwing salt over the cuts.

Ill salt you up motherfucker...
That bitch got salted up good.

by Adnan Khan (Biggie) May 26, 2008

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Salt peter

What you say when you want Peter to pass you the salt.

Give me the salt Peter!

by ANSTATAŬ June 17, 2018

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salt-o-matic

1.Rich in salt, 'salt-filled', generally used to describe particularly salty popcorn. Originally used by Mr. Pete Reed, comedic, slang term for salty
2.Product that creates salt. From water. Salt!

"This popcorn is salt-o-matic! - I'm going to die early!"

by Micko!! December 3, 2003

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