Swedish

Swedish is the name of swedens speakouts.

swedish "people" prefer xnxx instand of pornhub

1st - You know Magnus Uggla?
2th - what?
1st - The SWEDISH, MOTHERFUCKER SINGER MAGNUS UGGLA.
2th - oh, ofcourse. Yes.

by Mayor, MeMe. October 23, 2019

Swedish

Love 🦄

I am so Swedish for you

by Nova87 November 6, 2018

Swedish Poptart

n: The act of a man inserting only his testicles into a woman's vagina; The act of intercourse using only a man's testes and the birth canal.

Sam: "Yo dude, how was Sally last night?"
Matt: "I was too good to her."
Sam: "Why?"
Matt: "I gave her a Swedish Poptart."

by buttchuggsonbuttchuggs December 6, 2013

Swedish Oven

To squeeze someone with a blanket and make him/her smell your armpit.

Jacob got an unpleasant Swedish Oven from 'you-know-who'.

by Swedishbaby July 27, 2024

swedish milk

When you’re having anal and the guy pulls out so hard that shit gets suctioned out of the ass and then you vomit bc that shit is nasty. The aftermath is called Swedish Milk

Guy 1: you won’t believe what happened last night!
Guy 2: what???
Guy 1: let’s just say I have swedish milk all over my carpet....

by boxeshavefeelings July 4, 2018

Swedish Money Shot

When a man or woman is masturbating and as they are about to reach climax they lay on their back, roll up on their shoulders with their legs leaned back over their head and ejaculate into their own mouth/face.

I was watching this dude jerk it at the park and “BOOM” dude flips over on his back and gives himself the Swedish Money Shot, legs kicking in the air and everything!

by MrNutWrecker October 29, 2025

Swedish koi pond

This can only be performed by the uncut brothers. When the foreskin is stretched upward to make what appears to be a small cup and is then filled with what ever liquid is desired and Swedish fish are placed into the “pond”.

“Mike send the boys a pic of your Swedish koi pond!”

Mike: “I lost one in there from last time!”

by Koi pond guy March 9, 2024