Splendiforific

when no other awesome adjective will do

The Chicago Cubs winning the World Series would be splendiforific.

by Dr. Diesel PHD March 24, 2009

splewj

Semen that is blown or dropped on another person

I splewjed on the waitress from TGI Friday's.

by Shackaroni and Cheese July 27, 2009

Spleige

a splash of yogurt that ends up in bubble form, a.k.a. yogurt has excreted all over some kind of surface.. prefferably blueberry yogurt.

"oh no, i just spleiged!"

by desperadolikesraves October 26, 2009

Splendipular

The act of being too splendid that you can not have been any more splendid.

Alex is a splendipular person when she figures out how to write poetry and one liners.

by Masterr C November 20, 2009

Spleak

A word to describe the way someone is speaking when drunk or stoned.

Cody: Ish his eth grrighht 'ouse? (Is this the right house?)

Andrew: Stop spleaking like that. Crazy bastard.

by Legendary d00d February 4, 2010

Splendid Splenda

This is an arts-n-crafts project with scissors so don't let the kiddies try this one. Everybody has or has had "the girl next door" at some point. Take an empty resealable bag of Splenda, cut a hole in it for your shaft, ring the girl's door bell and when she answers, say, "Hey, can I borrow some Splenda? I'm all out." Once the last letter of "out" leaves your mouth, open the bag and reveal the prize inside. Your day should now get exponentially better. :)

He had been talking to this chick his whole life because he lives next door to her. So, he finally grew a pair and gave her (or pulled a) Splendid Splenda.

by Dr. House Call August 4, 2010

Splesh

To annoyingly make that stupid 'flop' with your hand on the water and dampen someone with the resulting all directions wave. A "splash" with less effort behind it.

The water around him displaced slightly after he had spleshed it.

by Veserface December 29, 2010