Sofa Soldier

A male, usually in their 20's, single, jobless, and shaped like a wad of cookie dough, who thinks he is a hard ass or bad ass because he plays violent video games all day long while gobbling fast food and soda. A grown-ass man who dresses like an 8-year-old boy (jorts, backwards baseball hat, 3xl sports jersey). Acts aggressive in real life by cutting in line, pushing women or kids out of his way, bragging how he can kick your ass while throwing around his shopping cart or merchandise in the store. When someone finally beats his slop ass and big gutted ego back down to size and puts his loser ass back in check, the soldier usually runs back to Mommy's basement and faps to hardcore porn and eats a case of pringles. Or works on his blog/podcast/hip hop
career.

My Girl: "That dopey eyed sofa soldier thinks he is intimidating us by pushing his big misshapen self up closer and slamming his shit down while drooling and trying to act hard..."
Me: "The only thing scary about him is how much of our tax dollars go toward keeping that waste of oxygen above ground..."
Sofa Soldier: "I'm hungry!!! And so tired from being up all night playing Call Of Duty... Ima kick somebody's ass if this line doesn't move faster"
Me:"Easy fat boy! You might have a heart attack... Just be patient this is reality not a video game"

by bob the driver September 18, 2016

Shocky rod of sodimization

The main weapon of Final Fantasy VII's Turk, Reno, that will in fact rape you upon impact. Other said uses are strictly yaoi.

"Reno stepped on the flowers!"
"Shut up, or he'll use his shocky rod of sodimization on us!"

by Eyemeralds September 25, 2009

Buffalo Soldier

a slow motorist who consistently drives noticeably below the speed limit.

The Buffalo Soldier caused the traffic jam by travelling 35mph in a 50mph zone.

by unemployed gamers January 24, 2011

sodium nitrite

a highly toxic food additive added to virtually all ham products

An example of sodium nitrite is ham.

by Brianna C. March 11, 2005

Cold Soldier

(noun)The half-erection one gets when it is cold or when experiencing erectile dysfunction. Resembling a slumped, freezing soldier hiding in a trench.

"All day she gave me the cold shoulder. But later on, she started warming up to me. However, all I could give her was the cold soldier."

by Alco4real December 1, 2009

soldier

Inner-city individual, not neccessarily a criminal or gang member, but someone influential, with street cred, and in general desirable socially. Comes from the 60's nick-name for young black panthers(a politically-minded para-military organization) movement members.

James takes care of his friends & family, he knows all the right people to talk to when they get themselves in trouble...he's a soldier.

by Bogart December 22, 2004

eggy dipdip with soldiers

An British term for a boiled egg with bread dipped into it.

Bloody 'ell! That eggy dipdip with soldiers was almighty fantastic.

by Kogan Boyer November 1, 2007