smoke alarm

1. euphemism for a small busybody, frequently mounted on the ceiling, that tattles every time anyone cooks anything or takes a shower.

2. Good excuse to have a migraine.

3. Might even alert peeps to smoke too, if it didn't run its batteries down doing false alarms.

4. Never taken seriously due to false alarms. See also, cry wolf.

The landlord had to put in smoke alarms to satisfy fire code and insurance. The rents had to take the batteries out of the little ijits to preserve our sanity.

The whole complex burned down because a neighbor left the batteries in his smoke alarm, so when another neighbor's smoke alarm went off, he thought it was a false alarm.

by downstrike April 26, 2006

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smoke bomb

When you take the heaviest hit of marijuana in your life and instantly get really high

Nick experienced a smoke bomb after he took an extremely heavy hit of marijuana

by Dubiks December 19, 2018

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smoke-broke

to not have any extra cigarrettes for you mooching friends
or to not have any cigs but you're jonesing for one.

Dude 1: Can I get a cig from you man?
Dude 2: Sorry man, Im smoke-broke. Try getting a job and
buying your own.

Dude1: Dude2, Im smoke-broke, man. Can I grab a smoke?
Dude2: Um...sure, but first you must dance. It will please
me....

by Jude6666 April 28, 2008

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Big Smoke

A Character In GTA San Andreas

Big Smoke: I'll have two number nines, a number nine large, a number six with extra dip, a number seven, two number forty-fives, one with cheese, and a large soda.
5 minutes later...
Sweet: Damnit Smoke you spilled ketchup all over my seats!

by Tykoi June 8, 2019

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