scattle

random fun objects that seem to have no purpose

Spark Plugs: Car Scattle
Leaves and slugs: Garden Scattle

by Taco January 30, 2004

Seattle Surprise

u use your boxers as a blindfold and put them over her eyes, then, you shove ur middle finger up her pooper and wipe the contents of ur finger in between her eyebrows to give her a unibrow, then u take out a jar of peanut butter and rub in on ur cock, then make the doggy lick it off, then u cum in a straight line on a plate and she snorts it like nose candy, then u slap her, put ur boxers back on and leave her. the end. (for best results,perform when baked/hammered)

Dylan: Last night was so crazy. I went back to her house,
Zach: Yea, did she have all the supplies for the famous Seattle Surprise?
Dylan: Yea, even the dog. I smacked her so hard, shes gonna have that handprint on her face for days!

by Chris1392 December 20, 2007

scatterfuck

1. noun - a large group of stupid people or things.

2. noun - the equation of a person to a large group of stupid people or things.

1. "look at all the fucking scatterfuck in here!"

2. "shes just a fucking scatterfuck"

by Lu and Lana June 1, 2003

Seattle

The land of the coffee addicted ecofriendly exercise freaks; Seattle has lovely views, Starbucks at every turn, and constant rain. If planning a vacation, don't forget your granola, rainboots, northfaces, and nalgene. Home of the Spaceneedle where you can pay way too much for a elevator ride, we also home microsoft, boing, and top-pot donuts! Where grunge music and Jimmy Hendrix were started and ugly sensible shoes are socially acceptable, Seattle is full of funk and naked bicycle races. Come soon!

Woah wanna get funky?

Go to Seattle!

by SleepySophz# March 29, 2011

The Scatt

1.When you have reach the maximum level in Awesome.
2.When you continously like to get in peoples' shit.
3.When you are to good at a game.
4.When your name is Scott and u Rock it!

1.GUY1-"Damn your to Awesome" GUY2-"yeah becuase im The Scatt".
2.GUY1-"You're to good at this game,if I didn't know any better i'll say your The Scatt!"
3.GUY1-"How do your Rock it so goooooood?" GUY2-"Well, im The Scatt."
4.GUY1-"YOU SUCK!!" GUY2-"Damn I jus got own by The Scatt."
5.GUY1-"Hey Scott, you are The Scatt."

by BigPac April 25, 2006

hop off my sattle

A phrase, similar to, get off me or hop off my nuts.
Not to be taking literally.
Use this phrase when some one is constantly pestering or annoying an individual.

guy1:are we there yet?
guy2:nope
guy1:i need to take a shit
guy2:hold it in
guy1:im hungry, buy me somthing
guy2seriously bro, you need to hop off my sattle.

by getoffmebrosky12 August 27, 2010

seattle

A city in what is obviously "God's favourite" country and Allah's third least favourite (behind Texas and Andorra) where a large number of rather smug individuals seem to live who designate it the world's greatest city despite probably not having visited all the rest of the human cities in the world (or any ant cities or the single sheep populated city in New Zealand). Fucking douche-bags.

John: Oh yeah Seattle's the best!
Sean the sheep: Well have you even visited New Zimbaaabwe?

by The Cockney Reaper January 16, 2011