sample fart carpet

Carpet samples purchased from Home Depot, farted on, and then forced upon unwilling victims to smell

I just stopped by Home Depot and picked up some sample fart carpets, are you boys ready to sniff?

by Roy Rogers McFreelyy March 8, 2021

Simplifi

BEST MUSICIAN ON THE PLANET! He likes EDM and the meatball sub from Subway.

Peep tha soundcloud: www.soundcloud.com/simplifi

Person 1: "Damn ho! Did you hear Simplifi's new album?"

Person 2: "Yeah bro! That shi was fye!"

by opr8r March 25, 2021

Simper

What happens when juices are on a pan. The juice often simpers.

"I cooked roast beef yesterday...my whole body was filled with the juices gentle simpering."
"don't you mean simmering"
"no"

by alt-Shiga February 4, 2022

soil sample

Falling face first in dirt

She took a soil sample when she was running around

by emhgames January 29, 2014

Delusional simper

A classic simp who tries to hide that he is in fact the major simp. This is done by calling other people simp constantly creating an anti simp stance. Only smart people know how to spot a delusional simp.

Walle is calling Benne out for simping when he is innocent and Walle is in fact simping 24/7. Walle is being a delusional simper.

by Svennebanana February 16, 2021

snake-oil simplification

When someone oversimplifies a task in order to get your buy-in. This is something done typically by sales people in order to clinch a sale, or by software management in order to convince developers to assign small estimates to large and complicated tasks

That mgmt slide show was a total snake-oil simplification! When you think about it for a few minutes its clear that providing the functionality described will be a lot more complicated than just plugging component A into server B. Who agreed to the effort estimates on this anyway!?!? We're screwed man, we'll never make this date!

by Joe Swift January 31, 2008

Simpcel

What happens when you cross a simp and an incel. For example, they might watch titty streamers and give thousands of dollars but not have any successful contact with a girl in real life.

"Yeah he protects every girl like they are his goddess but fails to actually talk directly to them, what a simpcel"

by SamTheSimpcel March 17, 2020