richardson

A dance it's namesake character in Hot Rod performs. The dancer places one hand on the back of his/her head, and one hand on the hip, and proceeds to thrust his/her pelvis enthusiastically while wearing an extremely big smile.

"Richardson, you don't do anything"
"Oh, don't I"

by Jesus Price July 1, 2008

Richard Reid Effect

Definition: The act of a single individual or group of individuals having long-lasting policy ramifications for a whole population.
Background and derivation: Richard Reid, also known as the ‘shoe bomber,’ was a would-be assassin who was unable to light the fuse on his explosive-laden shoe on a transatlantic flight between Paris and Miami in October 2001. In 2003, he was convicted in U.S. Federal Court of having committed a terrorist act and is now serving a life sentence.
Since his conviction, passengers passing through security check points in airports must take off their shoes and have them x-rayed with their carry-on baggage. Had Reid been successful in destroying the aircraft midair, we all would be none the wiser and not be victims of the Richard Reid Effect.

Example: The alleged plot by British terrorists to blow up U.S.-bound jets with liquid explosives has led to another, Richard Reid Effect TSA policy limiting passengers to carrying only small bottles of liquids in airplane cabins.

by French Inhaler May 9, 2008

Richard Kelley

A decent film maker who just so happened to create one of the most popular cult movie ever, Donnie Darko. Also known for his other movie, The Box. Which failed to live up to the awesomeness that is Donnie Darko.

That man, Richard Kelley, was a lucky dude with Donnie Darko, The Box gargled major scrotum.

by CoolMoosey January 12, 2011

Richard Fold

A man with a folding penis. A dick-folder.

Richard Fold was about to get it in, but then his dick just folded.

by atrose June 13, 2011

Uncle Richard

When your uncle ties you down and makes you give him anal without cleaning his ass first, resulting in lots of brown splodges.

He gave me an uncle richard.

by Canabalistic Worm July 6, 2018

Dan Richards

A dan Richards is a creature of curiousity. You would find such a creature around comic book shops, behind an old dirty porno shop, inside antique shops, outside glass windows of curves, or reading poems in the meadows. He loves reading/writing sappy poetry about his sad life. If you see him around a computer it is usually a funny sight. he will be either looking up anime porn, dating line services, ED info, game cheats for playstation 2, and his favorite cartoons in a adult film. he types like he has never seen a computer before. if you stand behind him when he is typing it looks like Big foot just got caught masterbating. Never look at dan richards in the eyes because he will get into his usual pissy patty rage. he will then proccede to push babys to the ground.

Did you see that Dan Richards the other day... He ate that baby in one bite.

by Jizten April 23, 2009

Rachael Ray

"Rachael Ray" is a slang term describing a woman with artificial, unabashed perkiness, an annoying voice and disproportionate physical attributes that, though unattractive in and of themselves, combine with the other factors in an unholy fashion to evoke the desire to bang her brains out anyway.

Often feeds into latent S&M tendencies. Due to the repulsive nature of having such desires, these inclinations are neither expressed nor confessed, and frequently erupt in fantasies of the oral or anal nature. See also "Mary Hart", "Joy Behar", and "Ann Coulter".

1) "Dude, I saw you out with that snotty bitch from work last night."

"Yeah, I was drunk and went totally Rachael Ray on that booty."

2) "That coked up chick at the bar flirting with you has absolutely no tits at all."

"Yeah, well she'll be talkin' like Rachael Ray once I get finished bouncing my meat staff off of her vocal cords all night."

by Mr. Staypuf November 17, 2009