Female initiated morning sex. The Breakfast Roll is performed when your babe wakes up all wet, hot and horny. Whilst you are still sleeping, she latches ahold of your morning wood, climbs on top and starts riding old morning glory until she climaxes. Breakfast Rolls usually end up with a male climax by finishing you off with a handy or fellatio.
Stan: Carl you are late for work again. This cannot continue. I have a business to run. Why are you constantly late every morning the past two weeks?
Carl: I am sorry Stan. I am out of routine. My old lady keeps doing the Breakfast Roll every morning. Bitch is horned up something fierce. I will stop her next time.
Stan: Hell no Carl. Let the bitch ride it. I will just change your start time!
Carl: I am sorry Stan. I am out of routine. My old lady keeps doing the Breakfast Roll every morning. Bitch is horned up something fierce. I will stop her next time.
Stan: Hell no Carl. Let the bitch ride it. I will just change your start time!
by Eaton Holgoode May 13, 2015
Oh man, that girl's boyfriend caught her and i stank rolling in her queen size bed. There was no hiding the stank
by Dirty Bizzle October 15, 2008
1. Senate confirmation hearings are a real nut-roll for the nominees.
2. That final exam was a nut-roll!
2. That final exam was a nut-roll!
by KV Peifer October 21, 2005
by TheRoboticFerret September 29, 2009
When playing poker the person with the best possible hand takes forever to call an all in. Not nice, generally only done by people who hate each other.
Player 1 has pocket aces
player 2 goes all in
player 1 waits the entire clock then calls at the last second
player 2: "thanks for the slow roll douche!"
player 2 goes all in
player 1 waits the entire clock then calls at the last second
player 2: "thanks for the slow roll douche!"
by V0b0 December 18, 2009
While watching TV, playing DDR, surfing the internet or anything else, you see/hear Justin Beiber!
Basically the same thing with being Rick Rolled, but with a less manlier voice.
Basically the same thing with being Rick Rolled, but with a less manlier voice.
by Chibbols April 26, 2010
by dcv October 27, 2007