(n) The act of male masturbation with a number of large coins also held in one’s hand, using Velveeta as a lubricant.
See also: Finger Licking Good
See also: Finger Licking Good
The real reason you don’t see pay phones around anymore is that they always got gummed up from assholes who gave themselves a quarter pounder with cheese.
by vanishingly March 9, 2024
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2. Any turd so dense it could compress a physical quarter coin
2. Any turd so dense it could compress a physical quarter coin
by Chunkmastarr January 26, 2026
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