quarter cry

someone who is crying happily and sadly but is more one then the other.

"quarter cry atm"
"happy or sad bro?"
"sad."

by livvylu July 31, 2022

Quarter Pounder

1. Any turd weighing more than a quarter pound
2. Any turd so dense it could compress a physical quarter coin

I love eating moose hoof ghoulash, I drop quarter pounders in the sacred dump throne all day

by Chunkmastarr January 26, 2026

colder than Epstein in a quarter zip

Used when something is "tuff" or cool

Person 1: Yo you see that album wifebeater73 dropped?

Person 2: yeah that shit colder than Epstein in a quarter zip

by kirkinatir February 13, 2026

The Double Tailed Quarter

The act of shoving a quarter up your rectum, then your partner sucks it out of your rectum. They then swallow it and when ready, you return the favor. Not to be confused with the double tailed peso, where you share a jar of jalapeños first.

My girlfriend wanted to save money, so I suggested we try the double tailed quarter method, she wasn't impressed.

by Twinkle abs February 22, 2026