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Midget punting

The act of smashing the top of your foot into a bent over midget’s arse crack to see if you can pelt them into the air or whether they just fall over.

It has been banned in the uk since 2008 when a professional punter broke his foot. It should be noted many midgets have been harmed in the process but the court never took action.
- “Hey Ben wanna go midget punting? My record is 19 feet”
- “No way bro that’s been illegal for 10 years at least”
by Monghider July 2, 2020
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Drive By Puking

When you're having a party, someone hurls on the ground, leaves asap and everyone still remaining wonders who the hell threw up
dude, last night before our party got shut down someone did a huge drive by puking and left the mess for us to deal with
by new-bie March 28, 2010
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Mr. Pumin

A stuffed pillow that is actually a real living thing. He looks like a pumpkin gingerbread man and is the absolute best cuddle buddy in the whole wide world. He is a real man and the epitome of comfort. He loves his mom Ria and will not ever love any other girl more than her ever. He is the best living pillow & best bud in the whole wide universe, truly one of a kind.
man this pillow feels like... Mr. Pumin!
by badgalreeree January 30, 2020
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poutine

Mix of French Fries, Cheddar Cheese, and Brown Gravy. Do not use Hot Chicken Sauce.

It's sort of a war between Drummondville and Victoriaville (small cities of Québec province) to decide who invented it first.

There's some other kind of poutine:
- Regular Poutine - heh
- Italian Poutine - Bolognese Sauce instead of Brown Gravy
- Spicy Poutine - A bit of Tabasco in the Gravy
- Galvaude - Add chunks of chicken and green peas
- Dulton - Add Ground Beef, sometime sausages.

Great hangover remedie, if you can eat it all!
The nicest Poutine is Ashton's one.

"Après veiller, on va se taper une poutine chez ashton, histoire de noyer l'alcool."
by Ben Vaillancourt April 17, 2006
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semen puking asshole dickhead

the polite way of calling someone a dildo.
get away from me you semen puking asshole dickhead
by Tyrone June 11, 2003
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putinisk

Shady, hypicritical, out for self. Contradictory, narcissistic; a wolf in sheep's clothing. Someone not to be trusted.
His putinisk attitude was a total turn off.
by girlunknown November 16, 2015
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puntinky

a huge smelly fart that smells like rotten eggs
Dude that fat man smells like a puntinky!!
by mr.puntinky April 30, 2005
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